It’s still raining.

19 May

While the oil rises in the Gulf, Rand Paul and Pat Toomey are ready to lead America back to the twentieth century.

Is it already over for Orlando and Los Suns?

It is already over for The Ghost Whisperer.

Guess what? The Red Sox actually beat the Yankees last night!


Let’s try this again.

17 May

I’m Not Afraid to ask why Eminem’s topping the charts over both Bobby Ray and Drake.

Republican Congressman Don “Bridge to Nowhere” Young is not afraid to ask for even more earmarks, even after his own party pressed for a moratorium on pork-spending. See, the GOP opposes tax-and-spend Democrats. Republicans believe in don’t-tax-but-spend-anyway.

On the here we go again front, why is everyone so amazed the Celtics took game one over Orlando? It’s called D E F E N S E, people!


Testing, testing, 1… 2… 3…

14 May

Have you heard this joke yet? Which Senator objected to making BP responsible for the damage the oil spill is causing? Lisa Murkowski, Republican from Alaska! That one happens to be true.

Speaking of losers, what happened to the Cavaliers? Beantown gave them a serious beatdown. Is LeBron’s problem his elbow, or his heart?

Finally, did you know Private Practice aired its season finale last night? No one did! With their plummeting ratings, I think network tv has jumped the shark. Why not have just one show on ABC, NBC, CBS, and Fox. You could call it Extreme Amazing Undercover Idol Survivor.