Tag Archives: BP


27 May

It took long enough, but now we know the truth. Although technically the Deepwater Horizon was owned by Transocean, although technically the Deepwater Horizon was leased to British Petroleum, although technically the Deepwater Horizon’s Port of Registry was Majuro, of the Marshall Islands, although technically the Deepwater Horizon was built by Hyundai Heavy Industries, although technically the Deepwater Horizon was upgraded in 2002 with an “e-drill” maintenance and troubleshooting monitor, although technically the Deepwater Horizon’ s casing cementing procedure was done by Halliburton contractors, there is only one individual responsible for the worst man-made disaster in history.

That individual is President Barack Obama.

We have the evidence on tape. During today’s news conference, the President admitted in unequivocal terms that he alone was to blame. If ever there were an impeachable offense, this is it. Lest we forget, eleven people died the day the rig went up in flames.

Why is this man not in prison?


Get it?

22 May

Let me make this as simple as I can. Regulations. Are you for, or against? Depends on if you understand the difference between capitalism and corporatism. America, at least according to all the political rhetoric blowing in the wind, is a capitalist society.

In order for a society to exist, there needs to be some set of rules and some group of people to see that those rules are followed. That’s why we have stop signs, traffic lights, and speed limits; and patrol officers. That’s why every society has adopted some form of law based on the Mosaic system.

Banks and oil companies are people too. At least according to the Supreme Court. So they need to follow rules just like the rest of us. That’s not communism, or socialism, or fascism, or Nazism, or whatever ism Glenn Beck want’s to cry about. It’s just common sense.

It’s still raining.

19 May

While the oil rises in the Gulf, Rand Paul and Pat Toomey are ready to lead America back to the twentieth century.

Is it already over for Orlando and Los Suns?

It is already over for The Ghost Whisperer.

Guess what? The Red Sox actually beat the Yankees last night!

Testing, testing, 1… 2… 3…

14 May

Have you heard this joke yet? Which Senator objected to making BP responsible for the damage the oil spill is causing? Lisa Murkowski, Republican from Alaska! That one happens to be true.

Speaking of losers, what happened to the Cavaliers? Beantown gave them a serious beatdown. Is LeBron’s problem his elbow, or his heart?

Finally, did you know Private Practice aired its season finale last night? No one did! With their plummeting ratings, I think network tv has jumped the shark. Why not have just one show on ABC, NBC, CBS, and Fox. You could call it Extreme Amazing Undercover Idol Survivor.