Tag Archives: Glenn Beck

Thank you, Patrick!

27 May

“Is this the sort of thing that George Washington or our founders would be proud of?” asked Missouri Congressman Todd Akin (R).

“We’re dissing the troops, that’s what we’re doing. We’re disrespecting them.” said California Congressman Howard McKeon (R).

Well, the House passed Pennsylvania Congressman Patrick Murphy’s amendment which would end “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”, presumably this December. Final vote: 234-194.

Murphy, who fought in Bosnia and Iraq, put it this way: “When I served in Baghdad, my team didn’t care whether a fellow soldier was gay. We cared if they could fire their M-4 assault rifle or run a convoy down Ambush alley … do their job so that everyone in our unit could get home safely.”

The country overwhelmingly agrees with Patrick Murphy, while only a few right-wing extremist homophobes agree with Akin and McKeon.

Looks like we’re finally going to win one.

Finally…

27 May

It took long enough, but now we know the truth. Although technically the Deepwater Horizon was owned by Transocean, although technically the Deepwater Horizon was leased to British Petroleum, although technically the Deepwater Horizon’s Port of Registry was Majuro, of the Marshall Islands, although technically the Deepwater Horizon was built by Hyundai Heavy Industries, although technically the Deepwater Horizon was upgraded in 2002 with an “e-drill” maintenance and troubleshooting monitor, although technically the Deepwater Horizon’ s casing cementing procedure was done by Halliburton contractors, there is only one individual responsible for the worst man-made disaster in history.

That individual is President Barack Obama.

We have the evidence on tape. During today’s news conference, the President admitted in unequivocal terms that he alone was to blame. If ever there were an impeachable offense, this is it. Lest we forget, eleven people died the day the rig went up in flames.

Why is this man not in prison?

The truth about us.

25 May

The American people support the white Anglo-Saxon majority which founded our nation and continues to lead us forward. We oppose homosexuals, blacks and Latinos. They have no place in our Christian nation. We frown upon expanding gun rights, better healthcare, tax cuts for the middle class, and job increases. Most of all, we despise hope.

We hold these truths to be self-evident – the polls have shown us the light.

Our very democracy is threatened by the possibility that our military personnel may have to bunk with gays. The vast majority of Americans support the Arizona law, in which any fellow American with brown skin can and must be arrested if they don’t have proof of citizenship on their person at all times. Property rights should supercede the civil rights of blacks. The only reason Barack Obama is President is because every black person in the country voted for him, even though he’s a Muslim, and not even an American. Our children will be finally be taught the truth about the faith our founding fathers built this nation upon, thanks to the brave members of the Texas School Board.

President Obama has thrice given gun owners more freedoms – who is he to tell us what we can and cannot do? Once republicans explained the horrors of Obamacare no one in their right mind could support it. The stimulus bill, Obama’s response to Bush’s bank bailouts, was wildly unpopular. Who the hell wants tax cuts? What gives the President the right to force us to work?

Finally, the ultimate rejection of Obama’s fascist, socialist, Nazi agenda came from none other than Sarah Palin. “How’s that hopey-changey thing workin’ out for ya?’, has stirred the nation.

It is our duty as straight, white, Christians to take back our country.

God bless the United States of America!

Don’t let Republicans see this.

24 May

The United States of America does not have enough psychopharmaceuticals to go around for all our conservative friends if this gets out:

Don’t make me laugh.

23 May

Millions of Tea Partiers take to the streets protesting the ever increasing expansion of Big Government and out of control spending, their voices echoing across America in opposition to the Democrats continual assault on States Rights, and more importantly, Individual Rights. The message is loud and clear: “We want our country back!”

This is what we’ll see if the Obama Administration were to solve the illegal immigration problem. Billions spent on an impenetrable border fence. The establishment of another new federal agency, to handle the process of rounding up and expelling millions of illegals. Court systems and prisons unable to handle the overload. And, of course, the price of oranges will be ten dollars a pound.

Democrats have made proposals before, and will do so again. Republicans even objected to the 7 and 7 Plan. Yet, it’s those very same Republicans that are blasting the President and other Democrats for not fixing the problem.

So, Tea Partiers, go ahead and put the most conservative guys you can find in the halls of power. Make sure absolutely nothing can get done in Washington, then complain that Washington can’t get anything done.

Country First? Don’t make me laugh.